Arsenal's defence, you say? Surely that's a sick joke. I mean, c'mon, Arsenal are, and forever will be, diabolical at the back. Right? Forget history, tradition and Tony Adams, everyone knows that their defending is at a League One standard. I'm fairly confident that it's written in a contract somewhere, carved into the wall of a cave and memorialised in the very depths of the population's Twitter feeds. One must not utter any other explanation of the Gunners' back line without mentioning some...
Original author: Ross Kennerley